I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize