I'm sorry my penis didn't work
This girl is more easily done than said...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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