Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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