I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He better not be in your backpack
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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