Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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