Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
