My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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