he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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