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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Let's get the cat blown out
They have beer where we have blood.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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