omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
