i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He is an equal opportunity slut.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
