i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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