At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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