We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
We talked him into tasing himself.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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