We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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