Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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