This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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