How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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