I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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