the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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