Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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