whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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