so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i dont even know how to be here
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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