hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
