jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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