hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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