The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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