He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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