Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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