Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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