Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize