I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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