We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize