Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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