I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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