Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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