Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i think my mom watched the whole time
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize