Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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