As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Randomize
