Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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