Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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