HIV tests are more positive than that guy
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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