he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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