Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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