Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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