He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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