I want to walk on stilts...naked
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I think pants incapable of making pants work
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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