I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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