I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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