ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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