I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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