I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Operation Purity has been aborted
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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