So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
tell me about the fingering
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