are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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