i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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