ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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