in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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